Tish

If you have never heard of Tish before, your probably saying to yourself, silly you Tish isn't a real word. Well sure it may not be in the dictionary, but thanks to Long car rides with the Youth Group tish has been born. Now I don't know how we quite got onto this subject in the car, we were talking about swearing. Now swearing to some people is really bad. Like to my parents. But to me- its just a bunch of words that society has turned into ugly things. If you think about it, its silly to think they are cursed words never to be used. Because quite frankly I don't think they are all that bad, I don't use them all the time. Only when I am mad and angry- they are good ways to show emotions. And I also don't think God really cares. I think he could care less if we swore or not. Ok so back to the story- So me and my friend Megan decided to come up with other words for cusses, while using the letters in the cuss to create the new one. So we began to think, I chose S**t for the word that I would come up with. I didn't even think about it for 30 seconds when I popped out and said it, Tish was born. Hahah Tish, great. It was so funny. And so eventually we got everyone in the car participating in finding new ones for cusses. We made out list or beautiful un-cussing cuss words. I was really impressed by the list and our creativity.

But the best one by far was Tish. We had Mcdonalds for lunch that day, and in our Happy Meals we got pirate Treasure chests. Ah nice, so when we got to the car we locked our sacred words in the treasure chest. Immature, maybe. But hey it was fun coming up with ways to make fun of cussing, and the people who think its bad or satanic. Heck, we were making fun of society and the silly rules we have created within our world. Hah, whenever something would happen, you could hear people saying Oh "Tish". And I have to tell you, Tish is the funniest thing in the world, and its legacy will live on forever. As for the list of words, They are still in the McDonalds Treasure Chest , safely hidden away.